Maplesea B'day

I was looking through the photos of Maplesea's 2nd Anniversary event and I can't help but notice the huge difference between M'sia & S'pore's bakery standards.

Here is the cake in M'sia. Looks very nice right? Like it just flew out from a child's wonderful drawing. The slime also looks like a huge healthy dough of wasabi.



Then we have the S'pore version:



Yucks! For one thing, the green color looks abit like mint floride toothpaste, and the other, the slime seems to be rotten dead for years.

According to our mushroomy-dressed secret agent by the code name of Pia, the maplesea slime-hunters were too lazy to hunt one. Instead they grabbed a dying slime right around Lith Harbour, stomped on it, repainted it and finally smacked it on the cake that is actually made of plasticine.

Not only that, a horrendous weird-looking bunny lady by the name of Jane told one of our reporters she saw someone attempting suicide. Here is the photo taken by the witness from the maple event crime scene.



Since the bunny lady was just as horrid news-worthy, we decided to take her picture too, to which she politely agreed.


The event was so hot that there were a few gate-crashers. However none drew more attention than a 'Dalai Lama' from Timbaktu. His special powers include making blue hotdogs that cannot be eaten.



Not to be outdone, another strange man was spotted trying to impress the audience by making a yellow hotdog that unsuccessfully became a giant banana..


Poni Chai, our intern reporter from Showa interviewed a few spectators. The survey revealed that the crowd were more interested in the tasting the strange man's maggie-mee beard. Rumors said that the pink woman behind him was attempting an assult on his noodle hair. We found no supporting witnesses (who were still alive).

Towards the end of the event, we found some dangerous-looking weapons made accessible to public. A boy who claimed to be associated with the Dark Lord in Kerning started waving the sword madly at us. It is believed that one of the swords were stolen from Yang Guo. Unfortunately none of us made out of that place alive.



I am writing this in heaven right now.


Thank you for reading this utter crap. This has been a luckie paparazzi special.